Tuesday, April 24, 2007

things to do

  1. find place to get shoes dyed.
  2. seek out breast cup/shoulder pads to sew into wedding dress so it won't fall off.
  3. positively visualize that the venue will be finished and 50 people won't be stranded at the shitty 1 star Niagara Falls hotel.
  4. import the rest of my CDs into iTunes, then update the DJ.
  5. continue to nag Ian to get his tux.
  6. participate in tulle encasement of jordan almonds; prevent mother from cinching shut with pearl-studded twist ties.
  7. transform Jurassic feet.
  8. play mega millions, win, go on honeymoon.
  9. become successful and highly paid at work.
  10. have healthy babies; gain weight only in stomach.
  11. hire "staff" and go back to school.
  12. spend ridiculous amounts of money on learning how to paint, sing, throw pots, garden.